warpedtourorbust:

• LONDON
• TOKYO
• BOSTON
• FRISCO
• D.C.
• CHICAGO
• BALTIMORE
• TORONTO
• MEMPHIS
• RIO
• DUBLIN
• MEXICO
• PARIS
• HERE WE GO

EVERYBODY KNOWS THERE’S A PARTY AT THE END OF THE WORLD

Dougie: Real pirates wouldn’t do that.

Tom: I’m not a real fucking pirate, am I, Dougie?